Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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