My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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