I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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