Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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