How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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