I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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