what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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