He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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