I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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