i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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