Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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