Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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