He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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