just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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