Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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