well you can't waste a boner
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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