the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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