Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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