are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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