Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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