There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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