Yo dont text me then not text me
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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