Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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