people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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