Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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