I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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