I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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