New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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