What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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