my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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