yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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