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say what?
wanna hang out?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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