saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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