Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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