im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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