i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
As shirtless as possible
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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