i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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