Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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