We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
me + whiskey = a bad person
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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