Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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