This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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