ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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