Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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