I want to stick my p in your. b.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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