My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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