Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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