I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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