I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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