That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you win again, gameday.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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