I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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